I reblog this every time I see it, no question.
The fucking rhino kills me every time.
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
This is a lie. there isnt enough bacon on that plate
catch-flights asked: You're unloved, I wish you nothing but the worst on your future endeavors.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up
a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.– Richard Pryor (via cool4thought)
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