Your Mind Is Your Own Worst Enemy.


militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)



Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)



(Source: itslatingirl)



(Source: ruinedchildhood)



fancycannibal:

i was watching hell’s kitchen and someone dropped a fish and then this happened


Via ☮



The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

(Source: discrace)

Via The Karma Payment Plan

cigarette-scents:

always sassy, sometimes classy

(Source: leochingkwaked)





neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship



(Source: 90s90s90s)



datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

(Source: gotitforcheap)


Via style is me

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

Via Best In The World

(Source: aswechoke)




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